littlebookthings:

Submission courtesy of theonlybrunetteweasley

trvsh:

hey baby are you into 

broke unstable losers

A Study of Ancient Runes taught by Professor Bathsheda Babbling

greenmariosmansion:

“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”

laughterkey:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how pleased the momma duck looks in the pic where she’s standing on the dude. Like, “He’s savin’ my babies!”

harry potter meme: seven books/movies

→ prisoner of azkaban (3/7)

jouirmoi:

people who borrow your pen and then start chewing on it

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

arya-starkles:

john mitchell in every episode (s1 - 3)

#what hurts so much about this is that #you can see how his character goes from being happy with where he is #to him being utterly broken and devastated #like you can see him slowly going mad until he’s finally put out of his misery #ugh.

littlebookthings:

Submission courtesy of anon

ask-scepter-4-trio:

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